why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
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