I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
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