Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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