i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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