i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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