how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
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