I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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