I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
oh god the rape fog is back!
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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