I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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