just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
ugly people sure do ruin things
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I'm gonna fight the coyote
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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