I'm drive I can fine osifer
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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