i don't like sucking hair
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
What drink are we having for lunch?
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Randomize
