yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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