Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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