barbara walters just said penis...
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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