Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i used baking grease as lip gloss
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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