she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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