when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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