did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
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