Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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