Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
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