There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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