Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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