My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Randomize
