I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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