I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
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