I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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