someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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