when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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