absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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