So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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