so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Hippo gnu deer
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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