i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
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