What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
My ATM looks so different sober.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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