More tranny stories later!
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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