are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
my vag is so smooth its legendary
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Randomize
