found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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