Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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