i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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