Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
is wine microwaveable?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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