i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
someone owes me an orgasm
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Randomize
