Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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