She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Life is so much better after having sex.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize
