Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Randomize
