she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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