shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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