Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
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