yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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