Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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