I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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