WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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